The New Lieutenant Gallery July 7, 2012 by Fiona Jarvis | 0 comments Here is my updated gallery of Lieutenants who help me on my travels. Funny, they’re all men??!! If you would like to enlist just sign up here. Your editor needs you! The Epicure Lieutenant No8 The Sartorial Lieutenant No7 The French Lieutenant No6 The Travelling Lieutenant No5 The Directorial Lieutenant No4 Lieutenant – The I Don’t Care Carer No3 American Lieutenant – Couldn’t Avoid The Draft! No2 Lieutenant White Rabbit – I Shall be too Late No1 Lieutenant The Tyrant Relative Lieutenant – Forced To Enlist, He Is Not a Number!